Alabama
Well, some idiotic laws actually make sense. How about this one? "It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a motor vehicle." (Yes, kidnappers should do the driving after blindfolding their victims.)
Alaska
In Anchorage, it is illegal to tie your pet dog to the roof of your car.
California
It is against the law for women to drive while attired in a house coat. And not only that, no vehicle that lacks a driver (ejected for wearing the aforementioned banned house coat) may go faster than 60 miles per hour.
Colorado
In Alamosa, it is illegal to throw missiles at cars (apparently, it's legal in the rest of the state).
Well, this isn't quite a car, but it is applies to vehicles so... In New Britain, Connecticut, it is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25 miles per hour, even when going to a fire. (let's hope that the fire burns as slowly as the fire trucks are driven)
Delaware
In Rehoboth Beach, it is illegal for people to change their clothes in a car (but you can wear a house coat).
Hawaii
You may not place coins in your vehicle. Also, it is illegal to sit on the back seat of a car without wearing a seat belt, but, if you ride on the bed of a pickup truck, you are not required to use any safety equipment whatsoever.
Illinois
You must contact the police if you plan on entering the (unspecified) city in an automobile.
Iowa
Using a dead person's license plate or handicapped parking sign is a crime.
Kansas
Motorists have to be able to see pedestrians crossing the highway at night. Therefore, the pedestrians are required to wear tail lights (that's a fashion statement!).
Maryland
In Rockville, it is against the law to swear while on the highway.
Massachusetts
Taxi drivers are not permitted to make love on the front seat of their cabs while they are working.
Michigan
Selling cars on Sunday is against the law.
Minnesota
It is against the law for red cars to drive down Lake Street in Minneapolis. And in Minnetonka, truck drivers are prohibited from driving while their vehicles are sporting dirty tires.
Missouri
Slow down! Speeding is illegal!
Nebraska
When you are driving on one of the state's (nonexistent) mountains, make sure that you drive carefully at the right hand edge of the road, or you could go over a (not-real) cliff (or get a ticket if the cop actually finds that imaginary mountain).
New Jersey
It is illegal to drive quietly, especially if you're going to pass other cars, pedestrians, bicyclists, etc. You must warn others on a highway that you are going to pass them. And, if you pass bicyclists, pedestrians, skaters, and skateboarders, it is considered to be good form to scare the wits out of them by honking your horn.
Ohio
You have to honk your horn when passing other cars. There is no requirement to terrify bicyclists, pedestrians, skaters, and skateboarders, however.
Oklahoma
It is illegal to read a comic book while driving a car.
Oregon
Oregon has all sorts of silly laws concerning operating cars. Drivers have to remember lots of stuff. First off, they are not allowed to test their physical endurance while driving a car (leave your weights at home). It is illegal to carry a baby on the running board of a car. And, for heaven's sake, do not pump your own gas (you'll probably trip over the baby that is napping on the running board). And finally, it is illegal to keep a car door open for longer than necessary (however long that is).
Pennsylvania
If you are driving down the road and you see a team of horses coming in your direction, you are required to pull off of the road and cover your car with a blanket or some other covering that blends in with the environment, and let the team of horses pass.
Rhode Island
In Scituate, it is illegal to drive down any street, carrying beer in your vehicle, even if it hasn't been opened.
South Carolina
Do not do a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection.
Virginia
In Prince William County, it is illegal to park on railroad tracks.
4 comments:
I did not know about the rule in California at all... and that sure is a list of some weird laws (while some do make sense!)
Okay, so now the challenge...
Go to each of these states and test the laws. Don't forget your housecoat.
So, the CA law is meant to govern autonomous vehicles. (Of course, the issue is that they are safer on the highways, where the speed is greater, than in the more congested byways of the cities and towns.)
I also remember the no sale on Sunday law in Michigan.
Oh, and honking during the day and brighting at night is a SOUND driving practice, to let the car in front know you are passing!
Some of these really do make sense when you think about it, but, if I ever decide to visit California again (haven't been there in almost 25 years) I won't pack my housecoat. Thanks for the heads up.
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